Diary of ndgmhttp://ndgm.rediffiland.com/Diary of ndgmen-usHow are you?????Hi ..................How are all of You.................aaj bahut dino k baad I opened my mailbox ............u all will be surprised to know that today when i opened my mail box, there were 1500 new mails..............out of which approx. 75% belonged to rediff i-land................aur kahaan ek time aisa tha when there was not a single unread mail in my id..............khuch mails ko padha..........u all have posted very nice blogs............thanks for posting those blogs.........



Ok.......Bye Bye.........will keep on writing and reading blogs..........


]]>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:12:19 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/29/How-are-you.htmlDar nahi lagta.......


Dar nahi lagta mujhe akelepan se


Dar lagta hai to bas us akelepan me aane wali aahato se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe chuppi se


Dar lagta hai to bas us chuppi me sunai dene wali cheekhon se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe andheron se


Dar lagta hai to bas un andheron me dikhne wali parchaayiyon se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe sannaate se


Dar lagta hai to bas us sannaate me apni aawaaj na sun paane se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe prashno se


Dar lagta hai to bas un prashno me chupe hue ankahe uttaron se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe un nigahon se


Dar lagta hai to bas un nigahon ke kisi din kahi door chale jaane se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe saagar ki lehron se


Dar lagta hai to bas itna ki wo lehrein kum na reh jaaye in aansuon se


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Dar nahi lagta mujhe gehri khaayiyon se


Dar lagta hai to bas itna ki wo gehraayiyan choti na reh jaaye in tanhaayiyon se


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]]>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:07:02 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/02/Dar-nahi-lagta-.htmlPersonality test........There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing by.


They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb & get the banana.



Who do you guess will win?









Trust me your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is any of these ....


Orangutan = dull/stupid


Ape = foolish


Monkey = idiot



King Kong = stupid



Why?????


Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas..... ....!!


Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!!

]]>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:41:22 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/17/R-U.htmlKhamoshiyan-Part-IIKabhi kuch samajh me aata nahi


To kabhi is dil ko kuch bhata nahi


Ye aankhen ek khamosh aaina hai


Jab tak is dil me koi jhankta nahi

]]>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:33:07 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/29/Khamoshiyan-Part-II.htmlKhamoshiyan


Dard mein doobe hain din


Dard mein doobi hain raatein


Kehte hain log jinhe khamosh nazarein


Un nazaron mein hain hazaron baatein............

]]>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:26:29 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/28/Khamoshiyan.htmlDil toot gaya.........

Dil toot gaya tha ek baar.........jodna chaha to bikhar gaya



Dil bikhar gaya tha ek baar......sametna chaha to ro pada



Dil ro pada tha ek baar............rokna chaha to hawaon me beh gaya






Okkkkkkkkkkkk............................ don't be serious.



Ab ja kar Science ka wo concept clear hua which says that every object has 3 stages...........SOLID, LIQUID & GAS.


Cheers..........

]]>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:28:43 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/26/Dil-toot.htmlNever love ur company

Never love your company,


love your job,


you never know when your company stops loving you.



HUTCH becomes VODAFONE


]]>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:02:33 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/23/Never-love-ur.htmlI m serious............
Rone de aaj humko



tu aansooo bahane de



Baaho mein mujhe le le



or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de



hai iss dil mein itna dard ............ ....ki tera daman ...bhi

bheeg jayega



Monday se intzaar me hoon WEEKEND kab aayega.
wah wah wah wah

]]>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:07:36 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/22/I-m.htmlWho is a true friend?

True Friend

1. A true friend is one who always feeds ur no. in speed dial instead of normal dial (of course, to discuss his silly problems)

2. A true friend is one who never minds calling u in the midnight (of course, when he wants u bring ur new dress to lend him for one day)

3. A true friend is one who regularly sends u sms (of course, he doesn't find anyone else like u who replies on his irrelevant messages also)

4. A true friend is one who never hurts u (of course, bcoz he is going to get the ideas for doing his assignments from u only)

5. A true friend is one who one day, without any reason, gives u a very pretty gift (of course, bcoz he knows in advance that he has to go on leave for next 3 days and that in his absence u r going to complete his most difficult office assignment)

6. A true friend is one who is ready to gv u gud morning call daily even when u don't find time for months to call him (of course, he doesn't hv any timepass)

7. A true friend is one who always says that ur handwriting is the best in the whole class (of course, he regularly takes ur notebook as he generally remains absent)

Oh God !! There r so many benefits in being a true friend.................So, Readers..... I will always be ur true friend and I will keep blogging for all of u (of course, bcoz I want to have more and more compliments from all of u)

Cheers !!

]]>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:30:04 +0530http://ndgm.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/14/Who-is-a-true.htmlA serious lesson for all of us.......

Once a Saint ws taking a bath and worshipping in the river. Suddenly, he saw an insect who ws abt to sink in the river. He just put that insect in his hands to save him.....But the insect cut his hands with his sharp teeth. Grip of his hands loosened and the insect fell in the river. He ws again abt to die.......But the saint again took it in his hands. The insect again bites him. Again his grip loosened. And the insect again falls in the river. This process continued several times.

A man at the river of bank ws looking all this. He asked the Saint ----Y r u trying to save this thankless insect. U r trying to save him but it is just giving u bites after bites. Let this insect die.

The Saint said ----- No my child, this insect is just doing what is his nature.........so I shud also do wt is my nature, i.e. saving the life of others.

So no matter hw many times this insect bites me..........I will continue saving it.

Now, Moral of the story is.................................................................

Always become like that insect............Do wt is ur nature......................And never give up ur bad habits................Others r ready to tolerate u.

HA HA HA HA HA.................................

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