Hi ..................How are all of You.................aaj bahut dino k baad I opened my mailbox ............u all will be surprised to know that today when i opened my mail box, there were 1500 new mails..............out of which approx. 75% belonged to rediff i-land................aur kahaan ek time aisa tha when there was not a single unread mail in my id..............khuch mails ko padha..........u all have posted very nice blogs............thanks for posting those blogs.........

Ok.......Bye Bye.........will keep on writing and reading blogs..........

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing  by.


They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb & get the banana.



Who do you guess will win? 

 
Trust me your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is any of these ....


Orangutan = dull/stupid


Ape = foolish


Monkey = idiot



King Kong = stupid



Why?????


Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas..... ....!!


Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!!
 

Kabhi kuch samajh me aata nahi

To kabhi is dil ko kuch bhata nahi

Ye aankhen ek khamosh aaina hai

Jab tak is dil me koi jhankta nahi

Dard mein doobe hain din

Dard mein doobi hain raatein

Kehte hain log jinhe khamosh nazarein

Un nazaron mein hain hazaron baatein............

Dil toot gaya tha ek baar.........jodna chaha to bikhar gaya

Never love your company,

Rone   de    aaj     humko 



tu  aansooo bahane de   



Baaho mein mujhe le le   



or    khud   ko   tu  bheeg     jaane  de 



hai iss dil mein itna dard ............ ....ki tera daman ...bhi  

bheeg jayega 



Monday se intzaar me hoon     WEEKEND kab aayega.  
wah wah wah wah

True Friend

1. A true friend is one who always feeds ur no. in speed dial instead of normal dial (of course, to discuss his silly problems)

2. A true friend is one who never minds calling u in the midnight (of course, when he wants u bring ur new dress to lend him for one day)

3. A true friend is one who regularly sends u sms (of course, he doesn't find anyone else like u who replies on his irrelevant messages also)

4. A true friend is one who never hurts u (of course, bcoz he is going to get the ideas for doing his assignments from u only)

5. A true friend is one who one day, without any reason, gives u a very pretty gift (of course, bcoz he knows in advance that he has to go on leave for next 3 days and that in his absence u r going to complete his most difficult office assignment)

6. A true friend is one who is ready to gv u gud morning call daily even when u don't find time for months to call him (of course, he doesn't hv any timepass)

7. A true friend is one who always says that ur handwriting is the best in the whole class (of course, he regularly takes ur notebook as he generally remains absent)

Oh God !! There r so many benefits in being a true friend.................So, Readers..... I will always be ur true friend and I will keep blogging for all of u (of course, bcoz I want to have more and more compliments from all of u)

Cheers !!

Once a Saint ws taking a bath and worshipping in the river. Suddenly, he saw an insect who ws abt to sink in the river. He just put that insect in his hands to save him.....But the insect cut his hands with his sharp teeth. Grip of his hands loosened and the insect fell in the river. He ws again abt to die.......But the saint again took it in his hands. The insect again bites him. Again his grip loosened. And the insect again falls in the river. This process continued several times.

A man at the river of bank ws looking all this. He asked the Saint ----Y r u trying to save this thankless insect. U r trying to save him but it is just giving u bites after bites. Let this insect die.

The Saint said ----- No my child, this insect is just doing what is his nature.........so I shud also do wt is my nature, i.e. saving the life of others.

So no matter hw many times this insect bites me..........I will continue saving it.

Now, Moral of the story is.................................................................

Always become like that insect............Do wt is ur nature......................And never give up ur bad habits................Others r ready to tolerate u.

HA HA HA HA HA.................................